Puppies are a gateway drug

Earlier this week Jono and I had our regular “no-possum-you-cant-get-a-puppy” fight. It’s not really a fight, more calm and familiar with Jono playing the antidote to my extremely impractical need for puppy love*.

It goes like this:
K: I want a puppy
J: You can’t get a puppy
K: but I WANT a puppy, so cute, smells like [...]